Date: Thursday, December 16, 1999 15:18
Subject: talkin' to preachy-preach about kissey-kiss
This is the last official Thursday Night Social Club meeting of 1999.
Don't be a baby and skip it.
Instead ...
Head over to this super-duper place, the aptly-named
MAKE OUT ROOM (thank you Shuba)
Here's where:
3225 22nd St
San Francisco, CA 94110
(415) 647-2888
or ...
see the little red star? Thats the MAKE OUT ROOM.
Tonight's contests:
Get a better parking place than John Metsker (this will always be a TNSC (Tennessee) contest, so's you know), and
Make out with the person of your choice (it IS called the MAKE OUT ROOM for god's sake.), and
Guess what I'm thinking right now (3:16:42p 16dec99), and
(for Lisa P.) DANCE CONTEST!!
see you there!
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Josh Johnson ? DPT
W E S T E R N
Thursday, December 16, 1999
Thursday, December 09, 1999
Date: Thursday, December 9, 1999 15:33
Subject: luck 'o the Irish
Oh my Guinness!
also known as
The Irish Bank Bar And Restaurant
10 Mark Ln
San Francisco, CA 94108-3703
Phone: (415) 788-7152
Hey, man, like, were we not there say ... a month or so ago?
Yes my friends, we were. We. Meaning some of us. Few of us. VERY few. All time low. Not very pretty sounding, is it?
All time low. hmmmm. Something like, "please ... please put me on the list so I can choose not to go." sad.
Anyway ... you have a chance to redeem yourself. Bring your mama.
oh
and
this
Monty Python: Killer Sheep
Killer Sheep
(Poster: 'Wanted For Armed Robbery - Basil' with a picture of a sheep. Exciting crime-type music. Mix through to newspaper headlines: 'Farmers Ambushed in Pen', 'Merino Ram in Wages Grab'. Eerie science fiction music; mix through to a laboratory. A scientist looking through microscope and his bushy attractive assistant.)
Professor: (Eric Idle) It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.
Assistant: But where are they coming from, professor?
Professor: That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I'm afraid I have to tell you... (she hands him a glass of water which she had been busy getting as soon as he started into this speech) ... thank you ... (resuming normal breezy voice) ... I don't know. Our only clue is this portion of wolf's clothing which the killer sheep ...
(Cut to Viking.)
Viking: (Terry Gilliam) ... was wearing...
(Cut back to sketch.)
Professor: ... in yesterday's raid on Selfridges.
Assistant: I'll carry out tests on it straight away, professor.
(She opens a door to another lab; but it is full of cricketers.)
Cricketer: (John Cleese) Hello, is the third test in here, please?
(She slams the door on them.)
Assistant: Professor, there are some cricketers in the laboratory.
Professor: This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. What a strange... strange line. There's no time to waste. Get me the Chief Commissioner of Police.
Assistant: Yes, sir!
(She opens a cupboard and slides out the Chief Commissioner of Police on a sort of slab. He grins and waves cheerily. 'This is Your Life' music and applause.)
Professor: No, no, on the phone.
Assistant: Oh... (she pushes him back in)
Professor: Look of fear! (he is staring transfixed at something in the doorway) Another strange line. Look out, Miss Garter Oil!
Assistant: Professor! What is it? What have you seen?
Professor: Look - there, in the doorway.
(Cut to doorway: through it is animation of a huge sheep with an eye patch.)
Assistant: Urghhh! Arthur X! Leader of the Pennine Gang!
(ANIMATION: perhaps even mixed with stock film - as the fevered mind of Gillam takes it - sheep armed to the teeth, sheep executing dangerous raids, Basil Cassidy and the Sundance Sheep, sheep with machine gun coming out of its arse etc. At the end of the animation, cut to studio. A narrator sitting in what could be a news set at a desk.)
Narrator: But soon the killer sheep began to infect other animals with its startling intelligence. Pussy cats began to arrange mortgages, cocker spaniels began to design supermarkets...
(Cut back to the aninmtion again: a parrot.)
Subject: luck 'o the Irish
Oh my Guinness!
also known as
The Irish Bank Bar And Restaurant
10 Mark Ln
San Francisco, CA 94108-3703
Phone: (415) 788-7152
Hey, man, like, were we not there say ... a month or so ago?
Yes my friends, we were. We. Meaning some of us. Few of us. VERY few. All time low. Not very pretty sounding, is it?
All time low. hmmmm. Something like, "please ... please put me on the list so I can choose not to go." sad.
Anyway ... you have a chance to redeem yourself. Bring your mama.
oh
and
this
Monty Python: Killer Sheep
Killer Sheep
(Poster: 'Wanted For Armed Robbery - Basil' with a picture of a sheep. Exciting crime-type music. Mix through to newspaper headlines: 'Farmers Ambushed in Pen', 'Merino Ram in Wages Grab'. Eerie science fiction music; mix through to a laboratory. A scientist looking through microscope and his bushy attractive assistant.)
Professor: (Eric Idle) It's an entirely new strain of sheep, a killer sheep that can not only hold a rifle but is also a first-class shot.
Assistant: But where are they coming from, professor?
Professor: That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I'm afraid I have to tell you... (she hands him a glass of water which she had been busy getting as soon as he started into this speech) ... thank you ... (resuming normal breezy voice) ... I don't know. Our only clue is this portion of wolf's clothing which the killer sheep ...
(Cut to Viking.)
Viking: (Terry Gilliam) ... was wearing...
(Cut back to sketch.)
Professor: ... in yesterday's raid on Selfridges.
Assistant: I'll carry out tests on it straight away, professor.
(She opens a door to another lab; but it is full of cricketers.)
Cricketer: (John Cleese) Hello, is the third test in here, please?
(She slams the door on them.)
Assistant: Professor, there are some cricketers in the laboratory.
Professor: This may be even more serious than even I had at first been imagining. What a strange... strange line. There's no time to waste. Get me the Chief Commissioner of Police.
Assistant: Yes, sir!
(She opens a cupboard and slides out the Chief Commissioner of Police on a sort of slab. He grins and waves cheerily. 'This is Your Life' music and applause.)
Professor: No, no, on the phone.
Assistant: Oh... (she pushes him back in)
Professor: Look of fear! (he is staring transfixed at something in the doorway) Another strange line. Look out, Miss Garter Oil!
Assistant: Professor! What is it? What have you seen?
Professor: Look - there, in the doorway.
(Cut to doorway: through it is animation of a huge sheep with an eye patch.)
Assistant: Urghhh! Arthur X! Leader of the Pennine Gang!
(ANIMATION: perhaps even mixed with stock film - as the fevered mind of Gillam takes it - sheep armed to the teeth, sheep executing dangerous raids, Basil Cassidy and the Sundance Sheep, sheep with machine gun coming out of its arse etc. At the end of the animation, cut to studio. A narrator sitting in what could be a news set at a desk.)
Narrator: But soon the killer sheep began to infect other animals with its startling intelligence. Pussy cats began to arrange mortgages, cocker spaniels began to design supermarkets...
(Cut back to the aninmtion again: a parrot.)
Thursday, December 02, 1999
Date: Thursday, December 2, 1999 16:20
Subject: hi!
Cafe Du Nord
2170 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 861-5016
Git thar early and you will avoid cover.
Buy someone a drink.
Someone got accepted into art school.
Some folks got removed from list due to lack of attendance.
Go Bears.
Tonight's contest: Get a better parking place than John Metsker.
Check out that street name in the lower right-hand corner of the map. Does it sound like a Pavement record title?
Check out that street name in the lower left-hand corner of the map. Bee-Haave baby!
Subject: hi!
Cafe Du Nord
2170 Market St, San Francisco, CA 94114
(415) 861-5016
Git thar early and you will avoid cover.
Buy someone a drink.
Someone got accepted into art school.
Some folks got removed from list due to lack of attendance.
Go Bears.
Tonight's contest: Get a better parking place than John Metsker.
Check out that street name in the lower right-hand corner of the map. Does it sound like a Pavement record title?
Check out that street name in the lower left-hand corner of the map. Bee-Haave baby!
Thursday, November 18, 1999
Date: Thursday, November 18, 1999 14:43
Subject: for
The name of the place says it all.
330 Ritch St
San Francisco, CA 94107-1746
Phone: (415) 541-9574
Doors open at 6, see you there 7/7:30
(Normal meeting time is 7/7:30. Has been, is, and shall be 7/7:30).
I misspelled "cocktails" last time.
Lisa, this place is near Julie's Supper Club. JSC being here:
This is how you get from JSC to 330 Ritch:
If anyone sees number 18, please say something nasty to him.
Tonight's contest: Kick a game-winning field goal.
byeee!
Subject: for
The name of the place says it all.
330 Ritch St
San Francisco, CA 94107-1746
Phone: (415) 541-9574
Doors open at 6, see you there 7/7:30
(Normal meeting time is 7/7:30. Has been, is, and shall be 7/7:30).
I misspelled "cocktails" last time.
Lisa, this place is near Julie's Supper Club. JSC being here:
This is how you get from JSC to 330 Ritch:
If anyone sees number 18, please say something nasty to him.
Tonight's contest: Kick a game-winning field goal.
byeee!
Thursday, November 11, 1999
Date: Thursday, November 11, 1999 12:42
Subject: pow!
Let us celebrate Vet's day by visiting POW! (a coctail bar.) (No pun intended here folks.)
Yea, though it be located at the corner of 6th St. and Mission (a decidedly crappy neighborhood), it is indeed an oasis
in a sea of crackheads. Big bouncer at the door.
Park at 5th and Mission parking garage and approach from that direction.
oh yeah, check this out:
Here is Bears Defensive End Bryan Robinson (number 98). He was named NFC special teams player of the week for this game-saving field goal block against Green Bay. Bears win 14-13. yay!
As always, wear a tie and Alan buys you a refreshing drink of your choice.
Moss proposes tonight's contest: Buy a veteran a refreshing drink of their choice.
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if you want off this dang list or have no intention of ever coming out to Club meetings, email me and yer off, m'kay?
Subject: pow!
Let us celebrate Vet's day by visiting POW! (a coctail bar.) (No pun intended here folks.)
Yea, though it be located at the corner of 6th St. and Mission (a decidedly crappy neighborhood), it is indeed an oasis
in a sea of crackheads. Big bouncer at the door.
Park at 5th and Mission parking garage and approach from that direction.
oh yeah, check this out:
Here is Bears Defensive End Bryan Robinson (number 98). He was named NFC special teams player of the week for this game-saving field goal block against Green Bay. Bears win 14-13. yay!
As always, wear a tie and Alan buys you a refreshing drink of your choice.
Moss proposes tonight's contest: Buy a veteran a refreshing drink of their choice.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
if you want off this dang list or have no intention of ever coming out to Club meetings, email me and yer off, m'kay?
Thursday, November 04, 1999
Thursday, October 28, 1999
Date: Thursday, October 28, 1999 9:47
Subject: where its at
Here's a venue request from our friend John Metsker!!
Fun and prizes going on tonite at the CrowBar in North Beach, 401
Broadway.
Also: excellent games...Area 51, pool, pinball, darts, and a jukebox to
die for.
Please invite the gang.
Thanks.
--
John Metsker
See you all there!
Oh yeah, and Alan sez:
"Let's put the 'tie' back in 'tie one on Thursday.'"
To encourage this behavior, Alan buys a drink for you if you're sporting a cravat. yay!
(I suppose that is tonight's contest ... )
and ... "Welcome new people to the list."
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If'n for some reason you want off the mailing list, email this address and you'll be removed. yay!
Subject: where its at
Here's a venue request from our friend John Metsker!!
Fun and prizes going on tonite at the CrowBar in North Beach, 401
Broadway.
Also: excellent games...Area 51, pool, pinball, darts, and a jukebox to
die for.
Please invite the gang.
Thanks.
--
John Metsker
See you all there!
Oh yeah, and Alan sez:
"Let's put the 'tie' back in 'tie one on Thursday.'"
To encourage this behavior, Alan buys a drink for you if you're sporting a cravat. yay!
(I suppose that is tonight's contest ... )
and ... "Welcome new people to the list."
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
If'n for some reason you want off the mailing list, email this address and you'll be removed. yay!
Thursday, October 21, 1999
Date: Thursday, October 21, 1999 10:25
Subject: "The" El Rio
Take me to the river!
Okay thank you please come to "the" El Rio tonight for super drinks and ...
Sue Erokan, Jill Parker, Beth Masse and the rest of "the" Ultra Gypsy belly-dancin' phenom!
(Super drinks and fancy dancin'. hmmmm ... I think that sounds like a great way to take the edge off the week.)
The Mission locations always attract a great crowd; lets not screw things up by staying home and blowing a potential attendance record.
Tonight's contest: Buy Moss a refreshing drink of his choice.
See you here (7/7:30pm):
El Rio
3158 Mission St.
San Francisco, CA 94110-4560
Phone: (415) 282-3325
Subject: "The" El Rio
Take me to the river!
Okay thank you please come to "the" El Rio tonight for super drinks and ...
Sue Erokan, Jill Parker, Beth Masse and the rest of "the" Ultra Gypsy belly-dancin' phenom!
(Super drinks and fancy dancin'. hmmmm ... I think that sounds like a great way to take the edge off the week.)
The Mission locations always attract a great crowd; lets not screw things up by staying home and blowing a potential attendance record.
Tonight's contest: Buy Moss a refreshing drink of his choice.
See you here (7/7:30pm):
El Rio
3158 Mission St.
San Francisco, CA 94110-4560
Phone: (415) 282-3325
Thursday, October 07, 1999
Date: Thursday, October 7, 1999 10:56
Subject: patronize the robots day
Celebrate your friendship with a Giant Killer Robot tonight!
Meet for details at:
330 Ritch Street. (Mike Rosey better not ask where it is.)
(I started adding these maps because Mike Rosey kept asking:
"Where is ... (fill in bar's name here)")
Oh yeah ... Moss, what the hell was all that Zeitgeist crap about
last week?
See you all there, 7/7:30.
Subject: patronize the robots day
Celebrate your friendship with a Giant Killer Robot tonight!
Meet for details at:
330 Ritch Street. (Mike Rosey better not ask where it is.)
(I started adding these maps because Mike Rosey kept asking:
"Where is ... (fill in bar's name here)")
Oh yeah ... Moss, what the hell was all that Zeitgeist crap about
last week?
See you all there, 7/7:30.
Thursday, September 30, 1999
Thursday, September 23, 1999
Thursday, September 16, 1999
Thursday, September 09, 1999
Thursday, September 02, 1999
Thursday, August 26, 1999
Thursday, August 19, 1999
Date: Thursday, August 19, 1999 10:35
Subject: thursday 19 August
Tonight's meeting is at:
The Irish Bank
Good food, Great Guinness, Full Bar, Downtown Location ... what more do you want?
Irish Bank Bar & Restaurant
10 Mark Ln, San Francisco, CA 94108
(415) 788-7152
Sorry about the No E-Mail Thursday last week.
Subject: thursday 19 August
Tonight's meeting is at:
The Irish Bank
Good food, Great Guinness, Full Bar, Downtown Location ... what more do you want?
Irish Bank Bar & Restaurant
10 Mark Ln, San Francisco, CA 94108
(415) 788-7152
Sorry about the No E-Mail Thursday last week.
Thursday, August 05, 1999
Thursday, April 29, 1999
Thursday, April 22, 1999
Tuesday, March 09, 1999
Date: Tuesday, March 9, 1999 18:19
Subject: drinking club
Tonight's destination is ...
POW ... a coctail lounge (actual name.)
Located 101 6th Street @ Mission (SE corner)
park on street or use parking garage @ 5th / Mission
BE Careful in sketchy neighborhood.
Brought to you by J Metsker.
(No disrespect to Moss, but destination determined earlier.)
Subject: drinking club
Tonight's destination is ...
POW ... a coctail lounge (actual name.)
Located 101 6th Street @ Mission (SE corner)
park on street or use parking garage @ 5th / Mission
BE Careful in sketchy neighborhood.
Brought to you by J Metsker.
(No disrespect to Moss, but destination determined earlier.)
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