Date: Thursday, March 16, 2000 15:29
Subject: you sound surprised ...

Remember that joint called "Beer Ness?" It is gone, but in it's place
is a joint called:

Bohemia
1624 California St
San Francisco, CA 94109-4604
Phone: (415) 474-6968

I got Rosey's frikkin' map as an attachment. It's the best I can do
with this Microsoft product. (Anybody know how to include the thing in
an actual message rather than as an attachment wins tonight's contest.)

John Metsker asked if he could be mentioned in today's email.
John-John, ask and ye shall receive! He wants everyone to remember not
to take his parking space right out front of ... where are we going? ...
oh yeah, "Bohemia." There's been a rash of people taking his parking
space and, well, he's gettin' a little fed up. Ask yourself if you too
would be fed up BEFORE you judge our Charter Member.

In an unrelated note, Shuba, Whitehead, and Mrs. Alan Chimenti please
resist John's parking space.

This Charter Member wants to wish all list members an early Happy
Opening Day, the real thing being a mere 13 days away. How the Cubbies
got talked into playing in Japan is beyond me.

Sue Erokan shamelessly plugs her bellydance gig at the El Rio tonight at
10:30. I mean JeeZ!!! Advertise on Yahoo! or something.


bye-ee!


oh yeah, all or most of the above has not been corroborated, so it's not
really official. The part about the Bohemia is real, and I guess "Sue
Erokan performing LIVE at the El Rio tonight at 10:30" is pretty
official too, but some of the other stuff sounds kinda fishy to THIS
Charter Member ...

Date: Thursday, March 9, 2000 16:04
Subject: rejoice! (or ... "What time is it!?")

Rejoice all ye fried fiesta fans ... It's ...

(the) Doc's Clock (Mission and 22nd) time again!

(If you're one to keep track, it has not been Doc's Clock time since
2september99! If you're not, the List Manager IS ... lucky you!)

Curse John Volny if you don't like the Clock, but yer a fool if you
don't (according to the Charter Members). Doc's Clock is like John
Metsker ... "What's not to like?" (see 2.2.2k).

Hope to see some local Robots, MIA members, RAUB SHAPIRO, etc.

want a contest? OKAY! 1. Name that tune! 2. Resist Popeye's! 3.
Suggest Next Week's Venue!

coming soon to this mailing list ... "Meet your Charter Member."
bye-ee!

Date: Thursday, March 2, 2000 16:34
Subject: 3.1.2K

Hi. Go here:

The Max
1 Gilbert St.
552-7818

Gilbert Street is just past 7th Street off Bryant. The bar is right
across from the jail. Good for some of you.

Tonight's contest: "Hypopigmentation"