Balls! Missed a "v!"

7.4.2k3
Thursday, 24 July 2003



There's partyin' and then there's partyin'! Like the beaver that spent the day in my garbage can. That lil' fucker knows how to party! Or the baby bird hoppin' all over the yard. Party! Oh yeh ... the neighbor that yells "Fuck" alla time. Or the street fulla cops. They bring the party. Oh yeh ... That tomato stand? With the heirlooms? P. Big P. Those dicks buildin' speedbumps and them toll-takers? Party. I know what it's like. I party. I party as often as I can. Which, my little woven baskets, is a-fuck-lot. You ever have a really good grrrrld cheese sandy? Odds are the dude or gal who made it is a world-class partyist. You e er get meat in the mail? Sender = partyier. Fuck yeh! I seen an old pal at the bar the other day and some stranger-drunk was talkin' about party. I said, "hell yeh, bud, I party." The fuckin' no-good jerks at this place know how to party: Mr. Bings.

Party this: Find the Reference!
I hate Moby and alla jerks who look like 'em 'cept fr my bald peeps oh yeah party. I'm also givin' a prize to the jerk who coughs up the song title and artist of this week's rock lyric.

Bring yr pals. Party. I will.

See you there!

bye-ee!



whrr ... clik!

Now Milton ...

7.3.2k3
Thursday, 17 July 2003



I got busted by my girl when I showed her what I bought.
"eBay item"

I think it's practical and hilarious.
She thinks it's practical and stupid.

Therein lies the fundamental difference btw men and women.
Funny how it sometimes takes a stapler to point these things out.

Tonight: 500 Club

Find the Reference!
Bring yr pals. I will.

See you there!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Lenny.

7.2.2k3
Thursday, 10 July 2003



Your mama called and mama said to go to your room. Good thing your room is The Orbit Room.

Also: Find the Reference!


Who's going to their room? I am!

See you there!

bye-ee!



whrr ... clik!