Groom N' Edge.
10.4.2k4
TNSC Robot is really getting a workout today. So much so, that he's unavailable to announce a venue. So stepping up to help, I spin the wheel........and.............the destination for this evening is............... Dalva.
Spot the reference!
See you there.
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
Thursday, October 28, 2004
Thursday, October 21, 2004
The Ring of Doom.
10.3.2k4
On the old airliner I can often be found pawing through the airline's free magazine. SWA's "Spirit," AA's "The American Way," or Delta's very cleverly named, "Sky" often give you seven to twelve minutes of mind-numbing reading. Really great stuff. I love checking on the ongoing war btwn the American Cattlemen's Association and the Beef Ranchers of America in their ads for the "Greatest Steak Joints in America." The ACA will swear that Jeb's B&G in Amarillo has the best T-Bone while the BRA attests, no, Phil's Chop City in Chicago wears the crown. It's funny. Check it.
Sky Mall is a riot, too. You need a fake rock to cover that unsightly DPW water meter in yr front lawn? Sky Mall's got it, and in two-three shapes and sizes, too! Anything you want: Booze, meat, fruit, plastic bag clips, a mini-submarine, an ice rink, a replica compass as featured in "Titanic," key warmers, electric umbrellas, U-make/U-eat Advent Calendars ... Sky Mall lacks nothing. I like leafing through and counting the kitties and puppies. And references to god. If there are more references to god than there are puppies and kitties I throw the thing down in disgust. The one thing Sky Mall lacks, though, are ads.
Anyone ever hear of "Zocor?" Breezed past an ad for it in "Spirit" without reading about it, but the name has stuck with me. I think it's some sorta drug ... mebbe for yr toenail fungus or yr itchy burney ass or mebbe it puts the fire back in yr firewood. To ME, "Zocor" sounds like the name of the ancient monster god from Beyond Space, who has come back to destroy the world! OK, lemme check and see ... ummmmmm ... nope. Zocor is a drug for yr shitty cholesterol levels. It's not the name of the evil demonic world-plunderer, back again after millennia, here to stomp cities and suck dry the oceans.
Tonight - Dylan's Pub.
Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!
No, sir, I am a real horse!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
10.3.2k4
On the old airliner I can often be found pawing through the airline's free magazine. SWA's "Spirit," AA's "The American Way," or Delta's very cleverly named, "Sky" often give you seven to twelve minutes of mind-numbing reading. Really great stuff. I love checking on the ongoing war btwn the American Cattlemen's Association and the Beef Ranchers of America in their ads for the "Greatest Steak Joints in America." The ACA will swear that Jeb's B&G in Amarillo has the best T-Bone while the BRA attests, no, Phil's Chop City in Chicago wears the crown. It's funny. Check it.
Sky Mall is a riot, too. You need a fake rock to cover that unsightly DPW water meter in yr front lawn? Sky Mall's got it, and in two-three shapes and sizes, too! Anything you want: Booze, meat, fruit, plastic bag clips, a mini-submarine, an ice rink, a replica compass as featured in "Titanic," key warmers, electric umbrellas, U-make/U-eat Advent Calendars ... Sky Mall lacks nothing. I like leafing through and counting the kitties and puppies. And references to god. If there are more references to god than there are puppies and kitties I throw the thing down in disgust. The one thing Sky Mall lacks, though, are ads.
Anyone ever hear of "Zocor?" Breezed past an ad for it in "Spirit" without reading about it, but the name has stuck with me. I think it's some sorta drug ... mebbe for yr toenail fungus or yr itchy burney ass or mebbe it puts the fire back in yr firewood. To ME, "Zocor" sounds like the name of the ancient monster god from Beyond Space, who has come back to destroy the world! OK, lemme check and see ... ummmmmm ... nope. Zocor is a drug for yr shitty cholesterol levels. It's not the name of the evil demonic world-plunderer, back again after millennia, here to stomp cities and suck dry the oceans.
Tonight - Dylan's Pub.
Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!
No, sir, I am a real horse!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, October 14, 2004
The Wind.
10.2.2k4
Got a question for y'all: Did you wreck all yr Cat Stevens records, tapes and CDs when he turned out to be some alleged terrorist-sympathizer? I can say that I don't care much for terrorists or zealotry in any form, but back in the days before the name change, old Cat did him some quality recordings. You see "Harold and Maude?" His tunes were featured in that gem. Fact is, every time I hear a Cat Stevens tune I don't think about Osama BL or the El QWeda ... nope ... I think about "Harold and Maude." I think about a young Bud Court banging 80-year-old Ruth Gordon. Here's one of the best scenes:
INT. PRIEST'S OFFICE - DAY
It is the same little old priest we have met earlier.
He sits at his desk and addresses the camera like a TV
audience. A picture of the Pope is over his right
shoulder; a picture of Jesus Christ over his left.
PRIEST
(very reasoned and slow)
Now, Harold, the Church has
nothing against the union of
the old and the young. Each
age has its own beauty. But a
marital union is concerned with
the conjugal rights. And the
procreation of children. I
would be remiss in my duties if
I did not tell you that the
idea of --
(he swallows)
- intercourse - the fact of
your young, firm --
(growing
disturbed)
-- body commingling with the
withered flesh, sagging breasts,
and flabby buttocks - makes me --
(falls apart)
- want to vomit.
Tonight - The El Rio.
Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!
Found the script on the Internet, Granny Fucker!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
10.2.2k4
Got a question for y'all: Did you wreck all yr Cat Stevens records, tapes and CDs when he turned out to be some alleged terrorist-sympathizer? I can say that I don't care much for terrorists or zealotry in any form, but back in the days before the name change, old Cat did him some quality recordings. You see "Harold and Maude?" His tunes were featured in that gem. Fact is, every time I hear a Cat Stevens tune I don't think about Osama BL or the El QWeda ... nope ... I think about "Harold and Maude." I think about a young Bud Court banging 80-year-old Ruth Gordon. Here's one of the best scenes:
INT. PRIEST'S OFFICE - DAY
It is the same little old priest we have met earlier.
He sits at his desk and addresses the camera like a TV
audience. A picture of the Pope is over his right
shoulder; a picture of Jesus Christ over his left.
PRIEST
(very reasoned and slow)
Now, Harold, the Church has
nothing against the union of
the old and the young. Each
age has its own beauty. But a
marital union is concerned with
the conjugal rights. And the
procreation of children. I
would be remiss in my duties if
I did not tell you that the
idea of --
(he swallows)
- intercourse - the fact of
your young, firm --
(growing
disturbed)
-- body commingling with the
withered flesh, sagging breasts,
and flabby buttocks - makes me --
(falls apart)
- want to vomit.
Tonight - The El Rio.
Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!
Found the script on the Internet, Granny Fucker!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, October 07, 2004
Chad.
TNSC Robot has been recently recruited by the Diebold corporation to assist them with some upcoming work - so you're stuck with the Linkey-Loo Robot for guidance this fine Thursday. I spin the wheel........and.............the destination for this evening is............... The Monkey Club. See you simians there!!
Spot the reference!
See you there.
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
TNSC Robot has been recently recruited by the Diebold corporation to assist them with some upcoming work - so you're stuck with the Linkey-Loo Robot for guidance this fine Thursday. I spin the wheel........and.............the destination for this evening is............... The Monkey Club. See you simians there!!
Spot the reference!
See you there.
Linkey-Loo Robot -
AJC
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