I hate Florida (again).
9.4.2k8

Waded into the express lane at the Ralph's yesterday w/ a cart full of junk. Didn't notice the sign until it was too late, then, when the cashier brought it to my attention, I didn't care.

Is that wrong?


Tonight - Homestead. Support your local tavern owners!!

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Wood
9.3.2k8

I read that the Flaming Lips song "Do You Realise?" is among the finalists as official rock song of the State of Oklahoma. Do you think if them hayseeds in OK have any idea how many hallucinogens the Lips have taken they'd consider them? I don't. Silly blue staters.

Tonight - Argus.

Or AAaaaaarrrrrrgus for International Talk Like a Pirate Day (tomorrow).

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Cripple Fight!
9.2.2k8

I once encountered a middle aged blonde woman driving dk green import suv.
It was Friday Aug 4, 2006, at approx 9:15 am.

I'm on westbound side Venice Bd. @ Hauser, in the left turn lane. I arrive at the left turn lane w/ several cars already there, so I wait through a light and then I'm first in line.

When the light turns green I ease out into the intersection, w/ my blinker on. The green suv pulls into the oncoming (eastbound) lane and the woman can be seen rummaging through something in the seat next to her. She soon produces a camera and begins to yell (I can see her mouth moving) and she drives right up to me, yelling and apparently snapping pictures. I don't have any idea what she's talking about. The light turns yellow and the oncoming cars stop and I complete my turn to northbound Hauser. In my rearview I can see her suv blocking the intersection and can hear the horns of the other cars. She turns in my direction and speeds up to catch me. At the first stop sign, I pull over to the right to let her pass or pull up to tell me what she's yelling about. She doesn't stop. She goes through the stop sign w/o stopping and then takes a right at San Vicente. I'm stopped at that light and a silver suv w/ a black woman driving pulls up and says, "She crazy!" I agreed with her and she too turned right onto eastbound SV. End of story.

Tonight - Club De Luxe.

Says AC: you're lame, you know....

He also says:
be patriotic and support your local burlesque before (the) All Queda trys to stop it
(wait... that's bad)
anyway... Little Minsky's performs
shows start at 10 - $5 cover


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Pretty Kitty
9.1.2k8

So am I supposed to be logged into Facebook like I'm logged into my email? Sit there and watch it and shit? This is not clear to me but some of the things I'm picking up about the FB suggest that many folks sit there and watch it. The goddang thing changes right before one's eyes with invites to "do the wave," or that Phil wrote on my wall or Betty's currently "bloaty." I'm resisting being a slave to my email and have been shutting it all the way off recently and turning it on only at specific times during the day. Now I don't jump when that "mail's in" klaxon sounds.

Now what about Twitter? Do I want or need that? Gawker? This blog is updated only once a week and while it contains a rant, most of you skip that and go right to the venue anyway, don't ya? Ain't you supposed to be devouring blog posts like so many Triscuits™? I think that's what we're supposed to be doing but I'm not sure: I live on the West Side.

Tonight - Jay & Bee's.



bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!