Grab some Buds™

6.4.2kXI

I'm partial to the Fourth of July over many other holidays, cuz it's hot. Usually. Unless yr in Frisco. Then yr nuts, they are freezing.

Well I now like the 4th for another reason: It's the day before my kid's bday. Yes, the Pezman is fixin' to turn three on 7/5. He was born in Southern California, so I bought him some slip-on Vans® w/ dinosaurs on them, a wooden BBQ play set, and an LA-based National League MLB team that I got at auction. He loves baseball.

Tonight - Homestead.


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Observatio s!

6.4.2kXI

I was alone on LAX-PHX round trip last week and I had the focus and attention to make some observations, none of which really amount to shit, but I'll share them with you anyway.

• The PA at LAX plays some weird music. I heard "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins over the din of the crowd. I wondered if they played aviation-themed music all the time and whether it answered the question or not, the only other song I could make out was The Steve Miller Band's "Jet Airliner."

• The coffee that the in-flight bev service is tepid at best. I guess there's still plenty of blow back from that moron who sued McDonald's for serving her coffee that was too hot.

• The coffee that the in-flight bev service is better than the "bold roast" served at Starbucks.

• Rush is really, really good in concert.

• It's hard to keep one's eyes off gigantic JumboTrons® projecting shit behind the band in a huge area-sized concert.

• It's hard to keep one's eyes off TVs projecting shit at restaurants, bars and such.

• It's really weird to be on a plane where all the window shades in the vicinity are down when a plane takes off.

And lastly,

• Some fuckin' jerks WILL NOT power down their electronics despite being repeatedly instructed to.

Tonight - THE El Rio.


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What's That?!?

6.3.2kXI

It's a "nuisance taco."
A what?
A "nuisance taco."
What. In the fuck. Is a "nuisance taco?"
It's just that. A "nuisance taco."
What are you talking about? What is a "nuisance taco?"
If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. It's not my fault that you're ...
...
ignorant.

(Fisticuffs ensue)

Tonight - Sutter Station Tavern

C'mon down and wish AC a HBD!!


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D and KG

6.2.2kXI

I was a wee robot when I was confronted with the perplexing "deep fried ice cream" by my dad. "Yeah, they serve it at Zanzibar," he said. I could NOT wrap my head around it. How in the hell could you deep fry ice cream? The blistering hot?? The creamy cold? Two great tastes that did not make a happy family.

Yeah, well, Old Man Daddy Robot didn't tell me that the ice cream was battered, rolled and flash fried. It MIGHT have made more sense.

Tonight - Burrrrr-lesque!! Little Minsky's. Club Deluxe.

$5 cover. Doors @ 9pm and show at 10pm. C'mon out and throw a few back with your favorite pastie adorned chassis!!


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Douche Douchebag

6.1.2kXI

Boozy newsie!

The day I got laid off from (bound by a General Release not to mention the joint's name) I stopped at the Rite Aid® for a 30 pak of Miller Lite® like I often did. The problem was twofold: I stopped for 30 paks a bit too often, and I was about to find my trusty beer fridge pushin' up the daisies.

So I nixed the 30 paks and found that delicious 12 paks of Miller™ High Life® were on sale for $7.49. I got's room in the real fridge for 12 MHL! Woo!

Freedom!

Tonight - We Invade!!!

(More info here).




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