9.4.2kXI
Like, for instance, why some weeks there are double robotic posts when
there should only be one. And other weeks, there's barely an
announcement.
Thankfully there are at least SOME consistencies in life, like this evening's venue.
Tonight - The Homestead
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Hey Sweden!
9.3.2kXII
I was at a park in Arizona, watching Ez play and suddenly, there was The Batman! Well, at least it was some kid in Batman PJs, trying to cram his ass into the infant swing's high-wasted seat. It didn't work out, so he climbed up the structure Ez was atop.
As we do when we see people in super hero costumes, t-shirts, caps or PJs, Ez said, "Hi, Batman," to the kid. He didn't answer. So Ez said it again. No answer. The kid was standing right next to him. His face was expressionless and it seemed Ez might as well have been speaking Norwegian, cuz Bats didn't get it.
But Ez is not to be deterred by a mute Batman: "Hi, Batman. Hi, Batman. Hi, Batman." Over and over. The dopey Batman finally said, "What?" "Hi, Batman," said Ez.
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
Finally I said, "He's not going to say Hi back, Ez. I don't think that's Batman. I think that's a poorly-adjusted kid who wouldn't take off his PJs and get dressed. He probably has some modern syndrome or another."
Ez turned around and slid down the bumpy slide.
Tonight - Lucky 13!
AC's in Prague, Czech Republic, taking pictures of girls. He said he'd share them with us.
Norway!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
I was at a park in Arizona, watching Ez play and suddenly, there was The Batman! Well, at least it was some kid in Batman PJs, trying to cram his ass into the infant swing's high-wasted seat. It didn't work out, so he climbed up the structure Ez was atop.
As we do when we see people in super hero costumes, t-shirts, caps or PJs, Ez said, "Hi, Batman," to the kid. He didn't answer. So Ez said it again. No answer. The kid was standing right next to him. His face was expressionless and it seemed Ez might as well have been speaking Norwegian, cuz Bats didn't get it.
But Ez is not to be deterred by a mute Batman: "Hi, Batman. Hi, Batman. Hi, Batman." Over and over. The dopey Batman finally said, "What?" "Hi, Batman," said Ez.
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
"What?"
"Hi, Batman."
Finally I said, "He's not going to say Hi back, Ez. I don't think that's Batman. I think that's a poorly-adjusted kid who wouldn't take off his PJs and get dressed. He probably has some modern syndrome or another."
Ez turned around and slid down the bumpy slide.
Tonight - Lucky 13!
AC's in Prague, Czech Republic, taking pictures of girls. He said he'd share them with us.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
30 Dirty Birds
9.2.2kXII
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating
Dirty earthworms
Along comes Herbie
From tirty-toid
And toid
Saw the thirty
Dirty birds
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating
Dirty earthworms
Boy was he
Disturbed
Tonight - Lucky 13. (remember, cash only)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating
Dirty earthworms
Along comes Herbie
From tirty-toid
And toid
Saw the thirty
Dirty birds
Sitting on a curb
Chirping and Burping
And eating
Dirty earthworms
Boy was he
Disturbed
Tonight - Lucky 13. (remember, cash only)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, September 13, 2012
WTF?!?
9.2.2kXI
Justin Beaver and the R&R HOF.
Not sure what that means, but I'm sure that it's going to be good!!
Tonight - House of Shields
(I know we've been there, as of late - but it's just that it's the crossroads of the SF)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Justin Beaver and the R&R HOF.
Not sure what that means, but I'm sure that it's going to be good!!
Tonight - House of Shields
(I know we've been there, as of late - but it's just that it's the crossroads of the SF)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, September 06, 2012
Glazed and Confused
9.1.2kXI
I met a pal at Yum-Yum #13 for donuts and coffee this morning and boy was my donut good and coffee lousy!
Two memorable things happened in addition: A woman shaped like a tree stump who had a temporary tattoo of a fire extinguisher on her face said, "Meester? Meeeee-ster?" until I looked to see if she was looking at me and yes, she was. "Yes?" I said. "Would you write 'Venice' on this paper?" I said I would. I did. She said, "Thanks, Meester."
Another woman who gabbed at fire extinguisher face from a different table had her long hair done up in a bun atop her head. Sticking prominently out of the bun was a ball point pen. For one million-billionth of a millisecond, I thought that I would like to be a lady solely so that I could have a ball point pen holder in my hair, a ball point pen forever within reach.
Tonight - Tosca Cafe
In the news, as of late. Don't let this fine lady get swept under the stripper doormat. (as always, cash only)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
I met a pal at Yum-Yum #13 for donuts and coffee this morning and boy was my donut good and coffee lousy!
Two memorable things happened in addition: A woman shaped like a tree stump who had a temporary tattoo of a fire extinguisher on her face said, "Meester? Meeeee-ster?" until I looked to see if she was looking at me and yes, she was. "Yes?" I said. "Would you write 'Venice' on this paper?" I said I would. I did. She said, "Thanks, Meester."
Another woman who gabbed at fire extinguisher face from a different table had her long hair done up in a bun atop her head. Sticking prominently out of the bun was a ball point pen. For one million-billionth of a millisecond, I thought that I would like to be a lady solely so that I could have a ball point pen holder in my hair, a ball point pen forever within reach.
Tonight - Tosca Cafe
In the news, as of late. Don't let this fine lady get swept under the stripper doormat. (as always, cash only)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
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