Look it up.

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Thursday, 22 May, 2003

This one is dedicated to my sister, Bishop, who was married this past Saturday.
It was back in '74 or '75 ...
My sister claimed that she made up a new word to call my brother and me.
The word was "Oaf."
I told my mother of this claim and she suggested I look the word up in the dictionary.
The dictionary definition, and I quote: "A simpleton; dunce; moron. A clumsy stupid person."
I was four.
Or five.
Now get the rub:
My sister did not, in fact, make up the word, "oaf."
But she did call us dunces.
Kinda pyrrhic victory for her, I guess.
Tonight: POW!
See you there!
bye-ee!


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!