Durango
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Four of us went to see Tool a few years back at this goddamn stupid venue called the Shoreline Amphitheater. Sumbitch place is build on a real live landfill and it's not uncommon for the fokng ground up in the "Lawn Seating" to catch fire, what with them methanes driftin' on up from thousand-year-old chicken bones, diapers and whatnot. There's some real seats too, and a good half of them ya can't see from. Designer of the place was on crack. And!!! there's some city ordinance that Tool can't rock as loud as they typically would. This setting up the contention that unless yr sitting in a rare "good" seat kinda close to the action, yr evening Tool rocking will be disappointing.

I had two sets of two tickets. I gave the better of the pair to my brother and he and another pal went and sat a few rows closer. My seat was okay and the Tool rocking was loud enough and we were close enough to see the singer Maynard's hangdown when he ceremoniously exposed it. Or revealed it. Or whipped it out. Or dropped trou. Or brought the meat. Or served the sausage. Or whatever.

So Tool rocked my fucking socks off. They dish out the rock. You ever been lucky enough to see Tool you know what I'm talkin' about. I know Longtime Listmember Lee Lee the Musical Bee has seen the Tool and been rocked. I enjoyed the show.

Brother didn't seem to have seen the same show I did. I say this because he didn't like it. He said the Tool concert sucked. I thought mebbe he was on crack too. He went on and on. As he's apt to do from time to time. As we were walking back to the truck he again mentioned how Tool sucked and that's when a semi-hotty punkrockgrrrrrl overheard him and demanded an immediate retraction. He told the gal to go boil an egg or something along those lines and no way would he retract his contention that the just witnessed live Tool concert sucked the greasy cock of the Dark Lord. I'm fairly certain those were his exact words.

It seemed that the grrrrrl was a personal friend of the Tool singer Maynard because she felt it necessary to defend him. How she did so was screaming at the top of her lungs: "Oh YEH???!! FUCK YOU!!!! Maynard fucks you in the ass!!!! Maynard fucks you in the asssssss!" I thought this was rather curious.

Tonight - Kickin' it Downtown: The Irish Bank.

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!

Be there! Have some bleu cheese fries. They are so nice.

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!