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Transcript of my Lotto Win press conference.

Lotto Rep: And may I introduce the big Lotto winner, Mr. TNSC Robot.
(applause)
TNSC Rbt: Thank you. First thing, Go Cubs. (applause) Okay, thanks, thanks. I'd, uh, like to thank the Cal Lotto commission and Gov. Terminator. I'd like to thank Hadj from Alameda Quickie Lickey Liquor #2, but since he gets a cut, mebbe he should be thanking me.
Hadj: Thanky Boss.
TNSC Rbt: Yeh, okay. Yr welcome. Anyway, the wife gets a new car, the car gets new mud bog tires, the yard gets a mud bog ... um ... oh yeh: The cat gets a thyroid. I'm gonna see how far that pipe-dream of buying a kid from his shitbox ma and giving him to his papa will come to reality. I'll throw some cabbage at it. Should be fun. Sorry I said shitbox - this is live TV - but I still mean it. Anyway, I'm gonna quit my job and buy a condo in Chicago. Stay there when the weather ain't cold. My lovely wife gets all that's left and, heh heh, since there's likely still MILLIONS left, she gets to do whatever she wants.
(applause)
Now if you'd all join me at TNSC's newly relocated headquarters, we should begin the party.

Tonight - Annie's Social Club

Please note that Annie's has moved and is now located at 917 Folsom (@ 5th). LLC and I stopped by last Friday pm and it's great and you gotta see it!

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!