Who wants Jack Daniels?
3.5.2k6

I'm disturbed by all the God-this and WWJD-that. I wanted to see just how stupid people were so I decided to run a little experiment. I figured that anything to do w/ the Lord would carry some weight, so I started an eBay auction. The item up for bids was "$110 Cash." That's right. $110 cash. I wrote the description: "You read it right: I'm auctioning cash money. 110 bucks broken down like this: 1x 50, 5x 10 and 2x 5. It's ordinary American money with one catch: A real-live Nun may or may not have looked at it." I left it somewhat ambiguous with the may or may not bullshit. As it is, the whole thing was a bullshit experiment anyway.
So I set the auction to be a 24-hr only auction. I hit "Go" and waited. Nothing happened for the first 22 hrs then I got a hit. Some yokel bid fifty bucks - my preset opening bid. That's all she took. A few minutes later someone bid $52.51. Then it went crazy. I watched it PASS $110. There were 324 bidders all tryin' to outfox each other and snag some cash a nun glanced at ... or mebbe DIDN'T glance at. Goddang auction ended at $140. I paid eBay $6.50 to host the thing so I made ... um ... 20-some bucks for nothin' but bullshit. In yr FACE, Space Coyote!

Tonight - House of Shields.

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!