Patrick wah!
1.3.2k6

In LA, if you're not on the phone, you must have left your phone at home. Mebbe dropped it in the pool when you were helping Brittany out of it and it's water-logged. Perhaps on your weekend in Vegas it was chewed by Sigfried's giant white goat. Mebbe it was confiscated by TSA. Low bat? Dead bat? SOMETHING is wrong with it, it is lost or stolen or left at home. If none-of-the-above: You're talking on it.
If you're driving, you're on the phone.
If you're parking, you're on the phone.
If you're executing a three-point-turn on Main St., you're on the phone.
If you're washing your car, you're on it.
If you're shopping for a car, test-driving a car, totalling a car, detailing a car, installing a car stereo in a car, stealing a car stereo from a car - you're on the phone.
If you're walking a dog, you're on the phone.
If you're walking twenty dogs, you're on the phone.
If you're skateboarding, windboarding, rollerskating, inline skating, biking or jogging, you're on the phone.
If you're carrying a TV, you're on the phone.
If you're shopping, dining or picking up take-out, you're on the phone.
I promise you ... if you are in LA and if your phone is charged and on your person, you are talking on it. No shit.

Tonight - Annie's Social Club.

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!

Ya should have gotten the announcement earlier this week regarding the fantastic event tonight.
Here's a repost of Linkey Loo's email (Damn I wish I could go):

In an effort to combat this week's extremely chilly weather, TNSC is will be heating things up
at this Thursday's meeting with the help of "Bombshell Betty" and her gang of friends. Our
old friend Annie, from "Annie's Social Club" (I think she owes us kickback for co-opting our
club name) is presenting a Pajama Party, complete with music courtesy of "Lucifer's Old-
Timey Strip Club Band".



I'm giving you guys warning as there is a sliding-scale cover charge ($8-$12). I have no idea on what the scale is calibrated by, but every cent ensures a good time will be had by all.

Hopefully see you guys this Thursday, January 18th at:

Annie's Social Club
917 Folsom St. (x 5th)

Doors at 8pm. Show at 9pm.
**Pajamas and lingerie encouraged. (Betty said that, not me)



bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!