Nailin'
10.5.2k8

This here is SJ:



She's goin' to dress up for Halloween and she's gonna be that tool Sarah Palin. And because that twit is a self-proclaimed hockey mom, SJ is gonna need a hockey stick, and so she fashioned one outta cardboard, tape and broomstick:



And because the GOP VP candidate twat is a trigger-happy lunatic, SJ is gonna need her a gun, and so she fashioned one outta cardboard, tape and gunpowder:



Now all SJ needs to complete her "Asian Palin" costume is ... well ... a $100k wardrobe and a lobotomy.

Freeze sucker bitch!!



















Tonight - Benders. Yes, it's been a year since it rose like a Phoenix from the fire that ravaged it, and sadly this is our first time back to the "new" dive. Don't let a little rain dampen your spirits. Come on out and join the rest of the TNSC crew.

Happy Halloween! I met my future wife on Halloween. Good luck!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Eleanor Rigby
10.4.2k8

I'm sorry for being such a slacker in Venue Announcement production lately (big ups to Linkey Loo! Robot Alan J. Chimenti for remembering my password and ghostwriting VAs for me that just made the self-imposed posting deadline); I've had a new development in my life that's taking up a lot of my time that some of you may have heard about. If you're one of the two that haven't, I'll tell you now: I'm conducting a scientific experiment.

The nature of the experiment is complicated and the hypothesis is downright unintelligible, but in a nutshell, I'm conducting an exhaustive examination on my extensive sock collection to determine which pair, when worn (on my feet), promote the greatest heat retention in my pedal extremities. In essence, find which of my socks are the warmest.

This morning's candidate pair have leapt to the front of the pack. They're goddamn hot.

The purpose of this experiment, when all the political motives are boiled away, is pretty simple: Identify and rid myself of hot socks. It ain't cold enough for warm socks down here, yo.

Tonight - Homestead.

Lots of special guests tonight. Bring yr pals!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Nothing to see here....
10.3.2k8

Rant crapped out... again. But since I have nothing else to do, I repaired it.

CONGRATULATIONS Lee & Lily on the newest TNSC member - FRESH TODAY!!!

CONGRATULATIONS Tuesday and Dave on your impending nuptials this weekend!!!


Come celebrate tonight at - The Knockout!!

Play BINGO!!. Listen to "The Worst Music in the World"!! Feel the love.



bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

The El Nino (tredux)
10.2.2k8

There's a kitchen in the place I work and on the wall of the kitchen there's a TV that's ALWAYS on and someone's ALWAYS watching it. I don't get it. I only rediscovered TV after getting TiVo and wresting control over what I watched and when I watched it. That made the mind-numbing a bit better because it was mind-numbing on MY SCHEDULE.

I mention the TV in the kitchen because I walked by it and someone was watching a program. In the time it took me to walk by I heard an intriguing snippet: " ... many people visit our Flavor Graveyard to pay homage to discontinued flavors they once enjoyed."

I got to my desk and googled "flavor graveyard" and got this.

An interesting list of dead ice cream flavors. I applaud the B&J for attempting some of them. The idea of a virtual graveyard gave me an idea to list the dead places the TNSC used to go.
Off the top of my head:

(The) El Bobo
The Overflo
20 Tanks
Pow!

There's more but I gotta stop there. It's too hard. We had many good times at those joints. And now word comes down that C. Bobby Cook, owner/operator of the venerable Owl Tree (venue of all holiday/"secret" meetings) has passed. He was a classic. This robot can only hope that his estab. survives him.

Tonight - One of San Francisco's oldest continually operating corner bars, The Elixir.

Elixir's "Cocktail Club" is hosting Wild Turkey/Russell's Reserve Master Distiller from 6-8, and Cooley Distillery's Global Ambassador from 8-10.



Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

Hubris (again).
10.1.2k8

For the overlord robot's failure (again), I hope that tonight that the Cubbies lose, and Palin wins.


Tonight - Specs'. Cheese & crackers!!

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!


bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

-Linkey Loo Robot