Eleanor Rigby
10.4.2k8

I'm sorry for being such a slacker in Venue Announcement production lately (big ups to Linkey Loo! Robot Alan J. Chimenti for remembering my password and ghostwriting VAs for me that just made the self-imposed posting deadline); I've had a new development in my life that's taking up a lot of my time that some of you may have heard about. If you're one of the two that haven't, I'll tell you now: I'm conducting a scientific experiment.

The nature of the experiment is complicated and the hypothesis is downright unintelligible, but in a nutshell, I'm conducting an exhaustive examination on my extensive sock collection to determine which pair, when worn (on my feet), promote the greatest heat retention in my pedal extremities. In essence, find which of my socks are the warmest.

This morning's candidate pair have leapt to the front of the pack. They're goddamn hot.

The purpose of this experiment, when all the political motives are boiled away, is pretty simple: Identify and rid myself of hot socks. It ain't cold enough for warm socks down here, yo.

Tonight - Homestead.

Lots of special guests tonight. Bring yr pals!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!