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People who go apeshit for celebrities get me wondering: Why bother? They're bums! Well, most of 'em.

My little wife came home from the Whole Paycheck the other day and said, "that midget from "The Hobbit" was shopping with his bodyguard." I said, "Do you mean "Lord of the Rings?" She told me to eat it. I said, "Elijah Wood?" as I looked it up on the imdb. She said yeah. "I saw him at least three times throughout the store. I think he was stalking me." I said, "Who wouldn't?"

She said, "Who wouldn't what? Stalk me? The fuck is that supposed to mean?" "You are kinda stalkable. Stalk-worthy. It's not out of the question that someone would stalk you through Whole Paycheck. You know," I said. She said: "Are you on dope?"

DUH!

Tonight - Lone Palm.

Convenient large ashtrays out front. Trees grew outta'm over tha years.

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!