12.5.2kXI
In typical TNSC holiday fashio , our bylaws require we take the Thursday following Christmas off. Harkening back to our collegiate days, TNSC will also be enjoying an extended "Winter Break" for the first weeks of January, 2012.
When we reconvene in mid-January, it'll be the first meeting to launch our 16th year of operation. That means that we could possibly get a learner's permit from the DMV. Scary.
Until then, have a safe and festive New Year, and in your free time, remember to take Time Out for Fun.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Flo
12.4.2kXI
Being an American, I made pancakes and fried up bacon for my family on Sunday morning. Preparing for a flip, instead I was distracted by a crash out on the street beyond the kitchen window, followed instantaneously by somethin' flyin' by at a VERY low altitude. I first thought one of those little go-karts had wrecked at high speed and whizzed by. Nope.
Nope, it was some butthole that was speedin' through the neighborhood and hit the treacherous dip out front and lost control for long enough to clip my little wife's car. What I saw flyin' was the butthole's side mirror that she sheared off on my little wife's side mirror. Both were beyond help; the butthole's broke and hurt by the impact and the near 50' it flew through the air before it hit the pavement.
Anyhoo, the LAPD rolled out and wrote up a traffic collision report. The officer also told me that they'd caught the butthole, and that the butthole was drunk AND a girl. Swell.
So I called the LAPD the next day and they gave me the deets on the drunk grrrrl, which I plugged into the WWW. Turns out, the drunk grrrrrl is a waitress at a vegan restaurant.
Perhaps I'm misguided on the whole vegan thing, but I though it wasn't just a food choice but an whole lifestyle. The Vegan lifestyle. Hemp clothes, few showers, a high-n-mighty attitude. That kinda thing. Excluded, in my estimation, would be boozin'-up before noon on a Sunday, speeding through residential neighborhoods and hitting-and-running. Am I naive?
Good thing the stupid bitch had insurance. She will be paying for her stupid shit.
Tonight - Homestead.
Merry Christmas David Geffin. Happy Hanukkah, everybody. Peace out!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Being an American, I made pancakes and fried up bacon for my family on Sunday morning. Preparing for a flip, instead I was distracted by a crash out on the street beyond the kitchen window, followed instantaneously by somethin' flyin' by at a VERY low altitude. I first thought one of those little go-karts had wrecked at high speed and whizzed by. Nope.
Nope, it was some butthole that was speedin' through the neighborhood and hit the treacherous dip out front and lost control for long enough to clip my little wife's car. What I saw flyin' was the butthole's side mirror that she sheared off on my little wife's side mirror. Both were beyond help; the butthole's broke and hurt by the impact and the near 50' it flew through the air before it hit the pavement.
Anyhoo, the LAPD rolled out and wrote up a traffic collision report. The officer also told me that they'd caught the butthole, and that the butthole was drunk AND a girl. Swell.
So I called the LAPD the next day and they gave me the deets on the drunk grrrrl, which I plugged into the WWW. Turns out, the drunk grrrrrl is a waitress at a vegan restaurant.
Perhaps I'm misguided on the whole vegan thing, but I though it wasn't just a food choice but an whole lifestyle. The Vegan lifestyle. Hemp clothes, few showers, a high-n-mighty attitude. That kinda thing. Excluded, in my estimation, would be boozin'-up before noon on a Sunday, speeding through residential neighborhoods and hitting-and-running. Am I naive?
Good thing the stupid bitch had insurance. She will be paying for her stupid shit.
Tonight - Homestead.
Merry Christmas David Geffin. Happy Hanukkah, everybody. Peace out!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Thursday, December 08, 2011
Nosey Redux
12.2.2kXI
Holiday airport security lines sure are fun. It's hilarious to see the people frantically putting their things in ziplock baggies then barging their way through the crowd to their former place in line. Everyone gets SO upset. And then there's the look that most people have on their face: I hope they don't single-me out! Not that there's any contraband (hopefully, yo) but just for the inconvenience of a "wanding." The line I got in the other day ran out of plastic bins just ahead of me. The jerks up there were to lamb-like to tell the sleepy TSA folks that they were out, so we stood there. And stood there. I started to say something when a guy with a cart made of PVC (non-metallic, sure, but looks like Fred Sanford made a bunch and sold'm to the gov't. Cheapy-as-hell) wheeled up a stack. It was funny to see the folks who had already taken off their shoes scurry their toes outta the way of them monster plastic wheels. Then it was funny to see the grrrrl who showed everyone her thong was way up her crack as she struggled taking off her UGGS. Seriously ... don't those things come off easy? (The UGGS, that is.)
Tonight - Club Deluxe.
Last Little Minsky's Burlesque show of the year.
Xmas Xtravaganza, featuring:
Lady Satan
La Chica Boom
Miss Balla Fire
Vienna La Rouge
Josie Starr
Sid Scenic
music - The Bluebelles and Sheelagh Murphy
MC - the hilarious Ethel Merman
Doors 9pm/show 10pm - $5 cover
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Holiday airport security lines sure are fun. It's hilarious to see the people frantically putting their things in ziplock baggies then barging their way through the crowd to their former place in line. Everyone gets SO upset. And then there's the look that most people have on their face: I hope they don't single-me out! Not that there's any contraband (hopefully, yo) but just for the inconvenience of a "wanding." The line I got in the other day ran out of plastic bins just ahead of me. The jerks up there were to lamb-like to tell the sleepy TSA folks that they were out, so we stood there. And stood there. I started to say something when a guy with a cart made of PVC (non-metallic, sure, but looks like Fred Sanford made a bunch and sold'm to the gov't. Cheapy-as-hell) wheeled up a stack. It was funny to see the folks who had already taken off their shoes scurry their toes outta the way of them monster plastic wheels. Then it was funny to see the grrrrl who showed everyone her thong was way up her crack as she struggled taking off her UGGS. Seriously ... don't those things come off easy? (The UGGS, that is.)
Tonight - Club Deluxe.
Last Little Minsky's Burlesque show of the year.
Xmas Xtravaganza, featuring:
Lady Satan
La Chica Boom
Miss Balla Fire
Vienna La Rouge
Josie Starr
Sid Scenic
music - The Bluebelles and Sheelagh Murphy
MC - the hilarious Ethel Merman
Doors 9pm/show 10pm - $5 cover
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, December 01, 2011
The Gorge of Eternal Peril
12.1.2kXI
I suggest to all Lovely Listmembers that you request from your loved ones (or just snag for yrself) an upgrade to yr vehicle's main deflector shields. I did such a thing just after getting hit by a duck in SF and I've deflected a couple of Prius (don't care what they say the plural of Prius is), a speeding white car with some fuckin' bitch at the controls and a no-look-step-into-traffic granny already this month (read: TODAY).
Winds dropped trees, roofs and power poles all over town last night, and folks in cars are not too happy about the inconvenience of the debris.
Fuck'm.
Tonight - "The Hideout" at Dalva.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
I suggest to all Lovely Listmembers that you request from your loved ones (or just snag for yrself) an upgrade to yr vehicle's main deflector shields. I did such a thing just after getting hit by a duck in SF and I've deflected a couple of Prius (don't care what they say the plural of Prius is), a speeding white car with some fuckin' bitch at the controls and a no-look-step-into-traffic granny already this month (read: TODAY).
Winds dropped trees, roofs and power poles all over town last night, and folks in cars are not too happy about the inconvenience of the debris.
Fuck'm.
Tonight - "The Hideout" at Dalva.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
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