Flyin' Ramen

7.2.2kXII

I'm no scientist, but I'm an enthusiast.  I have one theory in progress that posits that everyone who drives an Audi is a fucking asshole.  Further evidence in support:

Leaving a California State Park campground north of Santa Barbara I heard something on my roof load flapping.  I slowed on the remote two lane park access road, flicked on the hazards and stopped.  I checked behind me and speeding up the road was a white Audi SUV.  It came right up behind me, pulled along side and when parallel with me, the driver gave me a shrugged-shoulders, palms-up, wide-eyed, open-mouthed "WHAT THE FUCK?" exactly like she would if I had snagged "her" spot at the Venice Beach Whole Foods parking lot.

Um ... we were camping.  Jailbreak the Jeep was properly coated with dirt and strapped with camping gear.  Someone encountering a similarly described vehicle in a similarly described location with similarly described hazard lights flashing MIGHT pull along, stop and offer help or assistance.  Not in this case, because that person was in a white Audi SUV and therefore a fucking asshole.

Prove me wrong.  Go ahead.


Tonight - Lone Palm.


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