CLST2013 D-Day -7

March.14.2013


Here's a riddle:  What do you get when you cross an old-folks' home with a frat party?

Answer:  Our collective Cactus League Spring Training experience to date!

If yr one of the Lovely List Members that also travels to the desert southwest every March to see Big League teams play baseball in Little Stadiums, you know what I'm talking about!  We usually go to the Cubs' stadium in Mesa, and it is chock-full of blue-haired old people.  I'm not talking about young 59 year-olds, but real-live OLD people.  Slow movers.  Tucked in shirts.  Socks and sandal old.  And the frat party?  Why that's where the SF Giants play:  Snottsdale!  Not far from ASU and certainly where the "beautiful people" go, the place is overrun with slutty chicks, blotto jocks and everything they bring with them.  It kinda sucks and it got old.

So this year, starting one week from today, the CLST gang is going to new stadiums.  Places called "Talking Stick" and a place named after a tire.  Seeing teams we don't give two shits about, like the Cleveland who-cares Indians and the "South Side Chicago" team.  AMERICAN LEAGUE TEAMS, for fucksake.

Can't wait.

And 

Tonight - 500 Club
(cuz we'll see if the Cubbies can top .500 this year - ZING!!!!) 


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!