Thursday, May 23, 2013

Puffy Yumi Umi

5.4.2013

I'm sitting here trying to finish a couple things before I go snag Ez, lace up our skates and hit the ice.  I raise my right hand to cover a sneeze and I graze the front of my T-shirt and come up with some weird-looking funky goop.  Ah shit!  What in Hell is this?  Did I sneeze a big boogie right on the front of my shirt (I've done that before, many times)?  This stuff doesn't look like big boogie:

Again, What in HELL is it?  Is that BLOOD in there?  Fuck.

Oh wait.  It's this












with a shitload of this












 in it. 

I had a pre-burrito snack a while back and I must have slobbed a blob of it on my shirt.  I'm classy, ain't I?


Tonight - Lucky 13.

Do you like my sausage-y fingers?

bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!

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