10.1.2018. (first posted this week 2003)
Ya hear the one about the 12-year-old left home alone by some slacker parent? Survived on cocktail olives for three weeks? I heard about it. Read it in the paper not two days ago. I don't know what all the fuss is about. When me and my brother and sister were kids and got left alone we didn't have olives. We had to drink our martinis with twists. bleah!
Tonight - Hemlock Tavern
(last call for a TNSC fave - you've been good...)
Bring yr pals. Behave.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
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