11.1.2018 (first posted this week 2000)
PROPOSITION TNDC
Shall the Thursday Night Social Club officially and finally change its name to the Thursday Night Drinking Club, and now and forevermore to be referred to by the initials "TNDC?"
THE WAY IT IS NOW: It's known as the Thursday Night Social Club.
THE PROPOSAL: Change it.
A "YES" VOTE MEANS: Change it.
A "NO" VOTE MEANS: Don't change it.
Former Unofficial TNSC Controller's Statement on "TNDC"
Former Unofficial TNSC Controller Mike "Rosey" Rosenberg has issued the following statement on the realistic impact of Proposition TNDC. Should the TNSC change its name to TNDC List Members would incur no financial responsibility at all. The Proposition doesn't have anything to do with money. It's a name change. It's semantics, really. Nothing to do about nothing. The real issue is being overlooked: That maps to meeting locations is vital for people who need hand-holding and should be required in the venue announcements. I propose a rider to the Proposition. Include a map in the venue announcement for the geographically challenged. Like myself.
How the Founding Members Voted on "TNDC"
Opposed: Susan "Dynamite" Smith, Alan "Mad Daddy" Chimenti, Josh "Cushy" Johnson
Abstaining: John "Trouble" Metsker
PROPONENT'S ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF PROPOSITION TNDC
It's a drinking club. Call it what it is, people. Jesus.
-Drinking Club 2000 Foundation
REBUTTAL TO PROPONENT'S ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF PROPOSITION TNDC
That's a stupid argument in favor.
-Tennessee Forever 2000
OPPONENT'S ARGUMENT AGAINST PROPOSITION TNDC
Some people don't drink at the SOCIAL CLUB, dipshits.
-Tennessee Forever 2000
REBUTTAL TO OPPONENT'S ARGUMENT AGAINST PROPOSITION TNDC
That's a stupid argument in favor. er, uh, against.
-Drinking Club 2000 Foundation
PAID ARGUMENT IN FAVOR OF PROPOSITION TNDC
The Founding Members are on dope and we've heard that barnyard animals have been seen leaving some of their homes late at night. Like people who torture dogs, these people are not to be trusted. Don't vote like they did.
-Paid for the Smear Tactics Worked in '88 Foundation 2000
PAID ARGUMENT AGAINST PROPOSITION TNDC
We have a legacy here, people, let's do the right thing and keep it real. Keep it at home. Keep it social.
-Paid for by the Keep It Real / Keep It Social Campaign 2000
Goddamn politicians. What the hell is that all about? How 'bout the foul-mouth on the Tennessee Forever 2000 group? Haven't seen that at the polls before. Somebody tell Rosey that riders go on bills, not props.
Ced's on the list. So are Al and Kelly Z. Lotsa folks are off. If yer still on, yer on forever! (Stop sweatin' Tellegen!)
The Governor wanted to close the bars for the election. I guess he thought that people would get smashed and then vote.
TONIGHT'S SINGLED-OUT LIST MEMBER: Bobo! Speedy recovery! We're thinking about you.
They're welding some crap across the street and this morning I accidentally looked at the arc. Now everything tastes funny. Is that supposed to happen?
Bring your favorite voter. Anybody having trouble sleeping at 2am like me? See you there! bye-ee!
Tonight - (the historic) Hotel Utah Saloon
(by request - special out-of-town guest!)
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
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