I winney, I wonder, I wanda ...
2.1.2k7
I never knew I was a superstitious fucking idiot. Seems I am. I'm discovering this via the Bears' run to the Championship. I helped the Bears win the Divisional Playoff game against Lee Lee the Musical Bee's Seattle seachickens by standing in a two-by-two square of kitchen floor that had sunshine beaming on it. I did not leave the square of light and the kick was good! I noticed that I wore an old Bears Tshirt to bed the night before, so I wore the same Tshirt for the NFC Championship against the Ain'ts and we won that one. I also had a bloodymary with a spicey bean garnish for the Divisional playoff so I did it for the NFC Championship. I didn't have the square of sunshine but that's okey since I was watching the game at home this week instead at a Bears fan friend of mine. SHE was in Vegas watching the game. I was in the comfort of my own home. My square of sunshine this time was to pick up my cat Porkchop when we were in the scoring zone (Red Zone.) Each time I picked her up, we scored. It worked.
SO ... for the Bears game this week (some call it superbowl), I've devised a long list of superstitious nonsense for me to do to ensure victory over the colds:
Wear old Tshirt to bed night before.
Do not trim fangernails as they weren't trimmed for the prev. games and we won.
Watch SuperBowl Shuffle on YouTube at every convenient time.
Hold breath and stand on one leg.
Eat something Chicago-y every day.
Have bloodys w/ spicey beans on gameday.
Devise clever Bears-related treats to bring to party.
Swap out BadBoysBailBonds security card lanyard for Bears lanyard.
Spell and pronounce opponant's team name wrong purposefully.
See relevance of attending Helmet concert same day fiberglass Bears HELMETs are placed on the Art Institute lions.
Declare amnesty for all bandwagon Bearsfans.
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The list goes on. I'm sure you care.
Tonight - The Knockout.
Bingo starts at 7:30.
SPECIAL LIVE PERFORMANCES BY
THUNDER THIGHS
BIKE FIGHT
AND KILLERDREAMER
Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik! Go Bears!
Thursday, February 01, 2007
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