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The product-placement avalanche that's saturated the media has finally caught up to the TNSC website. I've accepted some offers from various product ... er ... producers in exchange for ... er ... I dunno. Peace of mind? It's all tied up in contract negotiation and frankly, I fall asleep at the first mention of a "reasonable person" or "estoppel." I don't know precisely what the lawyers are doing, but they're a crack team and couldn't possibly screw it up.

I do know that you aren't gonna see me holding up a box of Tide™, although when I did laundry I used that brand. You won't see enjoying Malt-o-Meal™ ... ever. On a related note, I praise the decision-making behind our family NOT being an Ovaltine™ family when I was a child. I would never endorse it. That shit is nasty.

It's an exciting development and I can't wait to share the many promised rewards with you beautiful people.

Peace out!

Tonight - Homestead.

Five TNSC meetings this month ... how many did YOU attend?

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!