Hi! Everybody

5.4.2kX

We put together some old rants and new formats! We hope you like it as much as we do. Anyhoo!

Did y'all fill out yr US Census forms? We sure did! I answered the questions the day the form got to us. Sent it back well before the deadline. Why? It's my Constitutional duty, that's why! Another reason? OK! I didn't fill out the form in the Census of 1990 and I caught hell! Hell in the form of two hot grrrls showing up at my door. I was a 20-yr-old college nerd and I was chillin' one day at the apartment alone. A noc-noc came a'rappin' at the door and flinging it ope I came face-to-face with two hotties! Score! It continued: "Are you TNSC Robot?" I said, "gulp, yeh!" One of them said, "Do you live here?" I said gulp yeh again. The other one said, "Why haven't you filled out yr CENSUS FORM YOU FUCKER!!?!" I was ashamed. I was humbled. I did not score.

Tonight - Homestead.

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!