6.1.2k10
Following is a rehash of what is now five frikkin' years old. No formerly-beloved smokey-treats for me for the last five years. All the rest of it is strangely apropos anyway. Some things never change.
Which of the following statements is true?
A. I quit swearing
B. I quit drinking
C. I started going to church
D. I root for the Giants
E. I quit smoking
Let's consider each option:
"A. I quit swearing." If you know anything about me, you know that I love to swear. I mean I really love it. I love putting together new swear-words by cramming old ones together. "Shitass buttpuppy." If I were guessing truth I would rule this one out.
"B. I quit drinking." Let's see ... Republicans. War. Republicans. Garden pests. Republicans. Traffic. Republicans. Shitty baseball teams. Republicans ... if there weren't reasons to drink in the first place, there's always "drinking sure is fun." Nope.
"C. I started going to church." If 'church' means 'bar' I'd question whether I ever stopped going. But since 'church' is 'church' and I have no time, energy or rational, emotional or logical commitment to organized religion, it too is out.
"D. I root for the Giants" My corpse will rise from the grave and root for whatever team is playing the Giants. Least likely of all.
"E. I quit smoking" Guess that's the only one left. Since all the others are out, it must be true. Also submitted as evidence is the extra fifty bucks I got in my pocket from not buying smokes for a month. So far so good. Oh wait... this was a repeat posting from 5 years ago. No relapses, so happy 5-year-non-smoking-anniversary to me!
Tonight - Dalva. If you don't see anyone in there, be sure to check out the mellower "bar-within-a-bar" Hideout. in the back of Dalva.
bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!
Thursday, June 03, 2010
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