Duet don't.

10.1.2kXII

What is that "engineer over yr shoulder" phenomenon called?  You know the one:  Yr gear is fuckin' BROKEN and you've tried everything at yr disposal to fix it to no avail.  Yr last resort is to call an engineer, technician, mr. fix-it, handyman, expert, etc. and have him or her fuckin' fix it.
And yr gear performs like it's just out of the box.

We gots a dryer that stops mid-cycle.  Boop!  Stop.  Wet clothes.  And this is purported to be one smart appliance!  So we tried what we could and nothin' worked.

So we got the technician to come out for a couple hundred bucks.  He put the thing through its paces and it performed like a circus animal.  He said it's in perfect working condition, took a check and left.

Today?  Motherfucker is turning itself off again.

Tonight - Mini Bar.


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!