Thursday, March 24, 2016

Raglan to Riches

3.4.2016

This is a transcriptio  of an actual conversatio :

Stooge: Hi TNSC Robot! Thank you for chatting with Pussy OctoPussy T shirt Pussy. I'm quickly reviewing the survey you've filled out to see what I can personally help you with today.
Stooge: Thanks for waiting, TNSC Robot!
Stooge: I'm happy to assist you with your order.
Stooge: Let me take a look here...
TNSC Robot: okay
Stooge: Looks like the questions we had were for the back design. When it was purchased online, the design on back was set to print in 4 colors but there are actually more colors. To print in full color as you see now, the new total would be $592.75 leaving a difference of $34.75. Would you want to print in full color for an additional $34.75? I could charge it to the same card if so. Otherwise we could have our artists redraw the back image in 4 colors for you at no extra cost. You would get final proofs to approve before we print your order.
TNSC Robot: Nah, charge it. The artwork is already custom.
Stooge: Ok will do! The other issue that came up is that the CL on back appears to refer to MLB's Cactus League. Do to the context of the text in this design, we'd need their permission to print the design. Or we could remove the CL or maybe have our artists replace it with something more personalized to your group. I'm sorry about that, but would one of those options work perhaps?
TNSC Robot: It doesn't mean anything but Chicken Laughing.
TNSC Robot: Chicken Laughing Seals Talking
TNSC Robot: That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Stooge: Oh nice haha! OK cool I think it was the cactuses and baseball bats that made us think it was MLB related.
TNSC Robot: They don't own the alphabet.
TNSC Robot: They don't own CL.
TNSC Robot: Coors has a better chance at owning CL.
TNSC Robot: Ya know?
Stooge: Well I will pass that along for you and if we still have concerns we will contact you with other options to proceed. I definitely understand where you're coming from, seems pretty general to me. However I'm not the expert on this stuff so I'll send it back for review.
Stooge: Thanks for contacting us TNSC Robot! Is there anything else I can help you with today?
TNSC Robot: Nope. I sure hope this works.
Stooge: Ok me too! Have fun at Spring Training by the way! My parents are going too, I'm pretty jealous.
Stooge: Thanks again!
TNSC Robot: You mean Seals Talking.
TNSC Robot: Right?
Stooge: Yeah sure! Exactly.

Tonight - The Wooden Nickel (by request)


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!

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