What is Hip?

8.4.2016

Linkey-Loo Robot and I were chatting about things and it came up that he tried to swing a dead cat and not hit a hipster and he could not.  He's in SF and with that data, your conclusion should be, "no shit."

I was about to say that I, too, could not swing a dead cat and not hit a hipster, but stopped when I realized that down here in LA there were things blocking the hipster from the impact of the swinging dead cat.

Before the swinging dead cat hit the hipster, it would hit:

A grey Prius

A dumpster diver

A food truck

A red traffic light

A white Prius

A bike with a surfboard 

A crowd of Pokemon Go players

Four million texting drivers

17 strip malls

The crowd of people in front of Tito's (disgusting) Tacos

A Prius with a fakey throw-back yellow on black California license plate

A FedEx™, UPS™ or USPS™ truck

A door advertisement distributor

A block house under construction

and

A charter school

The LA hipster has a chance of not getting hit by a swinging dead cat.

Tonight - The Homestead

Bring your pals!! 


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Lemon Wedge (REDUX)

8.3.2016  (first posted this week 2002)

When I die I hope I get reincarnated as a calamari and go back in time so I can piss off this guy at work that hates calamari 'cause he's a weirdo and he thinks god hates calamari and by him hating calamari too it makes him more godlike than the rest of us who like calamari and don't believe in god anyway. I like the tentacles and the rubberbands too, since we're talkin' about calamari here and I think believing in god is a little weird 'cause lots of people do and lots of people also like Cher as a singer and I think she sux. If yr wondering if I wonder if Cher likes calamari well stop because I don't give a shit. I prefer the little suckers deep fried w/ some cocktail sauce and mebbe a little tartar but a dredge through some Tabasco dipping pond is right good too.

Tonight - Smuggler's Cove 
(Rum done right - in the "Crow's Nest" bar - aka "upstairs") 


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I Ain't Got Nobody...

8.2.2016

That's what Louie Prima once sang.

But you guys do!!  You have TNSC!!

Tonight - The Residence

UMBRZ - (Upper Market Beverage Refreshment Zone) would approve.

**CASH ONLY**


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Walter Said...

8.1.2016


 ----- Original Message -----
To:
Subject: Ordering Help (Thread:203422)

I bought a Soulra and if I place it in the direct Southern California sunlight, it overheats the iPhone so much the phone shuts off. Will I get the same charge placing it in indirect sunlight? I've rigged up a white piece of cardboard to shield the thing in the meantime. Thanks. (Maybe make the thing white or silver or something?)

Walter replied:
Thanks for your email.The Soulra is designed to be in direct sunlight, but your iPhone must be protected. You'll also get a charge in indirect sunlight, but the charging will take longer. The white cardboard shielding should work quite well; even silver should work. Just keep your iPhone out of direct sunlight.

Walter | Technical Support Manager

To: Walter
Subject: Re: ETONCORP REPLY - SOULRA

Is it up to the consumer to construct a shield? Perhaps you should manufacture one that isn't makeshift. This is clearly a design flaw.

Walter replied:

Yes, it's up to the consumer to keep the iPod or iPhone at the temperature specifications provided by its manufacturer.
Walter | Technical Support Manager

Tonight - Make Out Room
Big night out!!  Entertainment courtesy of the "fabulous"
Bud E. Luv.  Doors 7 / Show 8 -  $10 cover.

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