Ventana (REDUX)

3.4.2017 (first published this week 2009)

One or two of you might have heard that the Chicago Cubs are considering alternate sites for their future Spring Training home. Alternate to Mesa, Arizona's Hohokam Park, run by the Mesa Hohokam tribe of, uh, Hohokams.

I go to Spring Training every year (just went: It was great! Thanks!) and I for one (?) really dig the old-timey feel of Hohokam. I also like parking in the lot owned by the white-haired lady w/ the moustache. I like the freakin-49er prospector-looking old dude hawking tickets by the canal (I think he pans the canal for ’em). I also REALLY like making fun of Mesa – what a dump! I kid Mesa. Not really. Dump.

Anyway … I would be very unhappy. And not in the way our Cubs usually make me unhappy.

Tonight - Orbit Room
(in honor of the Vernal Equinox)

bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!