Icy London (REDUX)

11.1.2017 (first posted this week 2003)

I recently redefined my "Leave of Absence" to a cooler, sexier term: "Special Assignment."

You know, a pal asks how work is going and you say, "I'm on Leave of Absence," and yr pal thinks yr a dork, but not if you say, "I'm on 'Special Assignment.'" They'll start thinking about the cool, sexy adventures you'll be having on "Special Assignment:" Jetting off to exotic cities, deep-sea fishing, smearin' cocoa butter on some hottie's shoulders and whatnot. In reality, though, "Special Assignment" has afforded me time to fill my apartment with smoke from my fireplace, pick up cat poop and buy foods that rot in my fridge. Yeh, baby ... SEXY!

Tonight - Thieves Tavern


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!