Thursday, January 11, 2018

The Red Neck Scrapper

1.2.2018

I'm sure you all have seen the things people leave out on sidewalks for other people to take if they are interested.  SF had a "trash day" where people could leave the big items that they no longer wanted in piles.  Folks had "trash day" on their calendars and were ready to go out and scrounge a new laundry basket, oscillating fan, microwave oven or printer.  Most of the discarded stuff was junk, but we all know one man's junk is another man's treasure.  That man lives down here in LA, and he's a neighbor of mine.

His house is behind mine and one over.  It's a dilapidated old dump with a dirt yard, a dead palm tree and a junker on blocks hogging the drive.  He drives a yellow and white 1978 Ford F-150 pickup.  It has plywood sides installed in the bed for hauling shit and he parks it in the dirt yard 'cause of the junker hogging the drive.  He has two scrappy-looking teenage daughters that go to the nearby high school.  They should be scrappy-looking - their daddy's The Redneck Scrapper!

I first saw the Redneck Scrapper a few years ago when I noticed his truck.  It's hard to miss as it clatters and coughs and backfires down the road.  One day I put a small piece of furniture out on the corner and happened to be outside when he pulled up.  He asked if the thing was up-for-grabs and I said, yes.  He chucked it into his pickup and off he went.  I happened to walk past his place the next Saturday and there was a yard sale in his dirt yard.  And yep, there was the thing I put out on the corner - for sale.  Lots of other stuff in the dirt yard had price tags on them.  I hadn't noticed before, but the junker hogging the drive had a "For Sale" sign on its windshield.  

Over the next weeks I heard the pickup chugging past throughout the days.  And when the weekend came, there was a yard sale.  He picked up shit during the week and sold it on the weekends.  He was a rather enterprising chap.  A neighbor put an old grill out on the side of the road.  Redneck Scrapper pulled up and asked if he could have it.  The neighbor said sure.  Redneck Scrapper picked up the grill, tipped it over and dumped the ashes on the ground at their feet.  He said thanks, winked and was away.  My neighbor said he just stood there a while looking at the ash pile on the ground and the trash bin two steps away.  He had just encountered The Redneck Scrapper.

From where our two houses are situated, I can just see the lights in his back yard at night.  I can see his bonfires, I can hear his hootin' and hollerin' for the Lakers, Dodgers, Trojans or whatever sporting event he's watching on the TV he's dragged out there.  He's sometimes loud, sometimes obnoxious and when his daughters have friends over, the noise lasts long into the night.  

As his kids got older, the parties got more frequent and while not always loud, I could hear them.  Sometimes it was just talking.  Talking long into the night.  After a while I came to think that Redneck Scrapper was holding court, teaching his daughters the ways of redneck scrapping.  What to look for.  What to leave.  How much to charge for a toaster or a box full of clothes hangers.  I suspect that some day, rattling down the street in a dented tan and brown 1993 Ford F-150 will be a couple of scrappy-looking women, stopping to pick up junk to sell on the upcoming Saturday.

Tonight - Club Deluxe  (by request)
** CASH ONLY**

In our continued "artist series", tonight's TNSC features Burlesque and Variety by Little Minsky's.

Show starts at 10pm / $7 cover at the door.

bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!

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