Wing-in-Ground

3.1.2018

So imagine that you're buying a car and you tell the salesman that you don't want a racing fin on your new Jeep and she says it doesn't come with a racing fin, and upon delivery it's got a god damned racing fin on it.

Or imagine that you're buying a box of used LEGOs on eBay and you say you don't want any K'Nex and the seller says there's no K'Nex in the box only to find on delivery that there are a bunch of god damned K'Nex blocks in the box.

If you can understand the feeling of the two scenarios above, you might understand my fury regarding my sandwich order at Big Mike's the other day.

I asked the lady, "what comes on the Atlantic City Hoagie?"
She said, "onions, tomato, provolone, Salami, Soppresata, Prosciutto ... " 
I stopped her there.
I asked, "may I have a small with no lettuce, please?"
She said, 'it doesn't come with lettuce."
I said, "great!  Small wrapped to go but we're going to eat here, please."
She said okay.

A few minutes later my small to go came, I unwrapped it and quickly discovered there was god damn shredded lettuce all over the thing.  I scraped it off with a fork, but once lettuce touches bread, it's always there.

I just shook my head at how stupid it is.  "No lettuce, please."  "Ain't got none on it."  "Great."

Then:  Lettuce. 

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