Hoe Hoe Hoe
12.4.2k4

Will make it short and sweet: Happy Holidays to all y'all. The Founding Members and I know you likely have plans this week and may in fact be out of town, but as there are always those who would like to hoist a few anyway, so this week's venue is the TNSC's traditional holiday meeting place: The Owl Tree.

Please remember to choose both a favorite 2D and 3D owl. Rules are rules.

Wanna know who won my challenge to use a fringe cooking appliance - as seen in last week's Venue Announcement? No one. How is it that no one won, you ask? Simple. No one played. Fuck you all. The prize that could have been claimed by someone using their stick blender to make a milkshake lies unclaimed. And you know what? It was a million bucks. So ha ha, you just lost a million bucks. (Okay, really it wasn't a million bucks. I was more like a handful of crumpled ones and fives and some loose change I found around the house. Still, six-fifty is six-fifty.)

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!