Thursday, December 30, 2004

Secret Meeting! Breaking the rules!
12.5.2k4

There is a wonderful game to play when you are out of your apartment, house, condo or shack. One merely has to be away from the computer or TV and out on the streets. The streets full of traffic are the key ... the game ... "Nice Dualie!" Here are the official rules, as conceived by the game founder ... me. (With help from Jimi Herald.)

A dualie is a pickup truck with a pair of dual wheels on its rear axle. It is a heavy duty pickup. It cannot be a tow truck or any other such "work" vehicle that has built-in tool chests along the sides of the truck bed. (Controversy surrounds this rule because Robot's brother is a world-class shit disturber and cannot accept the difference between a panel-truck (as described above) and, for example, a contractor's dualie that has the owner's logo on the doors.)

Scoring:
When one spots a dualie, one declares, "Nice Dualie," and one point is awarded. The dualie cannot be scored on again (if, for example, the dualie is parked on the street and one drives by it twice in a day.)
If two or more people declare, "Nice Dualie," roughly at the same time, the first to finish the phrase gets the point.
The first dualie scored THAT DAY counts as two points.
If the truck is red, two points are awarded.
A television commercial or program that features a dualie can be scored upon. (If the same commercial or program comes on a different TV, the dualie is fair game (Think Sports Bar).
If a non-dualie truck is declared "Nice Dualie," the declarist loses two points.
The point total resets each day.
Parked dualies count.

And there you have it. Enjoy!

Tonight we break TNSC rules in the Holiday Spirit and convene near a BART station in the East Bay - Radio Bar.

Here's tonight's: Find the Reference!

Happy New Year to all List Members!

bye-ee!

whrr ... clik!

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