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The two of you who read these rants might remember last week's story about the ant army that devoured the just-hatched winged termites and thereby cleaning up my garage. I thought I'd capitalize on this helpfulness and, as I needed some things cleaned, set the little fuckers on some other tasks:

I'd recently dug a shallow grave and needed my, uh, garden tools cleaned, so I made a solution of Karo® syrup and water, spritzed the tools and laid them in the garage. Overnight ... BINGO! Clean spades!

I poured some honey in JailBreak's gas tank and left the fuel hatch open overnight w/ the Jeep® parked in the garage. Next morning? Squeaky clean fuel line! In yr FACE, dealership!

And just last night, the goddam rats (having returned) tripped my peanut butter-baited rat traps and left some peanut butter residue on them. I figured they wouldn't need a spritz, so I left them as-is on the garage floor. Them traps are shiny and ready for some actio tonight!


Tonight - Bloodhound.


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!