My dog has fleas!

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And my garage has termites! Well, it's the land lady's garage and it does indeed have the termites. I haven't blown my eardrums out, so when I'm in there, I can hear their munch, munch, munchin' away. The sound gets kinda gross after awhile.

I'm not an expert on termites, but it seems the little hungry grubs turn into ugly little slender flying bugs after a time. Once a year (around NOW, to be more specific), hundreds of the little fuckers litter the floor of the garage, desperately learning how to use their wings. They flap and flap and I suppose if they had enough time, they'd fly off and start eating somebody else's garage.

This generation did not have enough time.

I went in to retrieve something and thousands upon thousands of wee bitty ants were marching in their awesome little straight lines right into the midst of the almost-flyin' termites, swarming them, killing them and either eating them on the spot, or leaving with some take-out. I have a deal with ants. They can do whatever they want outside, but they die if they come in. The ants in the garage was in the grey area of this policy, but as they were dealing very efficiently with a bunch of stupid, gross, messy little pests, I let them go on ahead.

Later that day I went back and all the ants and all the termites were gone. Cool.

Tonight - Casanova.


bye-ee!
whrr ... clik!